Steve Kite was re-elected as Chapter Chair but this time around his term of office was shortlived. His trademark loose way with words got him into trouble with students, and Bilicki watched his demise with tightlipped satisfaction, his heart cheering wildly as the guillotine started its fall.
The story, as told in a student complaint, was that Steve Kite had grievously insulted them; had insulted two students to be precise, then with a wave of his hand had corralled the entire class into the insult.
Allegedly he accused the students of coming to class unwashed and smelling to high heaven. "Why don't you people simply have a bath when you get up in the morning?" The words "you people" linked with the implications of smell, and tossed off in a fit of 1st period irritability, raised howls of classroom laughter; but the words got back to some parents sending them into howls of outrage.
What's this teacher's name? The fuck he think he is?
A delegation of parents, mainly angry mothers, charging racism, came in to see the principal the very next day. They threatened to picket the school. They milled around in the lobby, arguing with the security guards; and refusing to leave the building until they'd received an apology from the offending teacher. Mrs. Haliburton appeared and managed to restore calm in the lobby. The principal came out and invited the group into his office.
A stunned Steve Kite, unused to backpedaling, could only throw his hands up in dismay. He tried to put a blase face on the matter, carrying on as if nothing would come of it. Stopped in the hallway and asked what it was all about, his stock response was, "A piece of crock." People had blown things entirely out of proportion, he insisted. Of course, he wasn't going to apologize, there was nothing to apologize for.
The days passed, it seemed nothing would come of it. Steve Kite conducted classes, though the offended students stayed away.
Then one day he was gone. Word came back that the matter was being "investigated". In the meantime rules of procedure required his "removal" from the classroom.
(from "Ah Mikhail, O Fidel!", a novel by N.D.Williams, 2001)
FARJOURNEY CARIBBEAN 