NY SLIDE XLII: EVERYBODY LOVED MR. BILICKI

 

     You couldn't ask for a more committed teacher at John Wayne Cotter H.S. than
Brendan Bilicki (English) even if he didn't live in the Bronx. He hardly missed a day; he was
rarely if ever late. On the other hand he had a reputation for storming out of department
meetings or faculty meetings, declaring his dissatisfaction with some point of procedure.
    Bilicki had already done nineteen years in the system; he had secured tenure; he was
respected and reviled as a curmudgeon.
    Primary among the targets of his loathing were the supervisors, the oldsters in jackets
and ties who ran the school; he called them "the good ole boys" and he joked often that they sat in the principal's office "drinking whiskey and rye", formulating procedures that
so far had failed to turn the school around. He had it in for his assistant principal, Pete
Plimpler, whom he considered a perfect example of what was wrong with the running of
the school.
     In the morning, he'd observed, Pete Plimpler was viperish until he'd had his cup of
coffee. No point running to him with problems at the start of the day. You'd find only a
cranky old man sitting at his desk, watching his coffee maker bubble, while his radio
played low-volume classical music in the background.
    Pete Plimpler was also part of the white establishment which refused to embrace the
need to revise the curricula in the light of demographic shifts in the city. Bilicki, who was
white but always at pains to remind everyone of his Irish-Jewish roots, became
contentious at department meetings, pointing to the outdated reading lists, the books assigned to students over the years, many of which ended up lost or unreturned or "found" later on the lawns outside, wet and unusable.  
    And why were there no African-American authors, no Hispanic authors on the lists?
"Wake up and smell the coffee," he'd shout at Pete Plimpler, who sighed, wearied but unbowed, and tried to move the meeting on to the next item on the agenda.
   (Later in a deft move, and in deference to the general mood of unhappiness in the
department, Pete Plimpler offered the electives program to Bilicki; this pacified him for
awhile. He introduced his seniors to James Baldwin and Gabriel Garcia Marquez; and he
vigorously suggested that money be set aside to order at least one class set of Chinua
Achebe's "Things Fall Apart".)
    Mr. Bilicki was loved by his graduating seniors. He was the only teacher who greeted
students with a chaste kiss on both cheeks. Some of them had had Mr. Bilicki in their
junior year when they read "Streetcar Named Desire" so they signed up for his elective.
    Pass any room where his class was in session, you couldn't fail to notice a pony-tailed
teacher like an aging rocker in blue jeans sitting on his desk, the class leaning forward
in rapt attention. They liked the the "free form" tempo of his classes ("free form", a
phrase from the 60s took on fresh meaning for his students); they listened enthralled
to accounts of his college days, to his casual confession one day that he'd smoked
marijuana. ("You did drugs, Mr. Bilicki?" the class gasped.)
     When he revealed, looking out the window and stroking his beard, that he'd married
too young, that he had a teenage daughter and was divorced from his wife, they shook
their heads in shock and disbelief.
     They wanted detail, postmarital insights. Mr. Bilicki waved the matter aside. He
explained that he and his wife were very good friends. Which prompted someone in the
class to declare, "Marriage sucks."
             (from "Ah Mikhail, O Fidel!" a novel by N.D.Williams, 2001)



   


NY SLIDE XL: FIRST IMPRESSIONS

 

  When Radix first met Mrs. Haliburton he was unaware of her reputation as a woman
 whose power in the comunity was not to be taken lightly. He happened to wander past
 the open door of her office, and he caught a glimpse of her looking out the window,
 seemingly lost in thought. He hesitated; he was struck by the empty feel of the room,
 the spartan arrangement of chairs.
   "What goes on in here?' he asked with cheerful innocence.
   "Why don't you come in and find out?" the lady at the desk replied.
   He was startled to discover she knew who he was; knew his name, the department he
worked in.
   "I hear you're from the Caribbean islands."
   "Where did you hear that?"
   "My father came from the island of St Kitts."
   Mrs. Haliburton seemed friendly and engaging, and mysteriously self-possessed; a stout
woman in her forties, with firmly upholstered breasts; dressed with an older woman's
concern for clothes that reflected her age and status and identity. There were thin
elegant streaks of grey in her full head of hair which reminded Radix of island women of
prominence who devoted their energies to organizing other people's lives. In Mrs.
Haliburton's case there was the desk, the telephone, an air of leashed impatience; but
no sense of her room as a humming centre of activity.
   "So how're you getting along here?" she asked.
   "I'm still feeling my way around."
   "I hope you decide to stay with us. We don't have too many like you here?"
   "You mean people from the islands?"
   "I mean, there aren't too many black men in the teaching profession. You can count
the ones we have on your fingers. Our community needs more men like you…role models
for the kids…young men with your neat little Malcolm X beard, and…" she gave a fist
pump "..fire in their bellies."
   She was looking at him directly, as if measuring his worth. She asked where he lived
and was delighted to learn he lived in the Bronx. It prompted her to introduce her theory
of borough residency requirements for teachers.
   "You weren't here during the snow days last fall…see, lots of teachers couldn't get in,
they live far outside the borough. The kids made it in through all that snow, but not the
teachers. In fact we had so many teachers out, we ended up warehousing kids in the
lunch room for most of the day."
   "So how do we fix that problem?" Radix asked.
   Mrs. Haliburton's face flashed a look of disappointment.
        (from "Ah, Mikhail, O Fidel!" a novel by N.D.Williams, 2001)


 

 


NY SLIDE XXXVIX: THE PROPOSAL

 

   When they got inside her office Pete Plimpler looked around, then walked over to
the window. Mrs. Haliburton took off her coat and asked what the problem was.
   Pete Plimpler cleared his throat; he spoke in a clear measured tone. Mrs. Haliburton
was stunned by what she heard.
   "He had the nerve, are you listening, Noreen?…he had the audacity to suggest I give
up my office…that's what he said…he wants me to switch rooms…give up my room,
with the view…exactly…that's what I'm saying, he moves here, I go there!"
   Pete Plimpler was quite serious. Might Mrs. Haliburton not feel more comfortable, he
began respectfully, occupying his office, away from "the hurly burly" of the second floor?
The reason was simple: the location of her office, directly above the Principal's office,
made it ideal for quick communication between someone like himself and "our mutual
friend" below. Besides, with the elevator breaking down when it felt like, the logistics
of the situation would seem to suggest such an arrangement could be of benefit to
everyone.
   "Well, honey," she told Noreen,"I. don't. give. a pail of horse droppings about the
logistics of his situation..that's right! They're going to have to get a court order to
make me vacate this room."
   Actually, she was pleased with the way she handled Pete Plimpler that morning. She
tried not to look startled; she listened with fingers splayed thoughtfully on her jaw, her
eyes never wavering. And she gave the impression she was somewhat intrigued by the
proposal.
   When he'd finished Pete Plimpler focussed his beady eyes on her face, convinced by
her nodding silence that he'd persuaded her, that she would acquiesce. He seemed to
be waiting for a response right on the spot.
   But the phone rang and Mrs. Haliburton picked it up. She raised her hand, a finger
asked him to hold on one moment. Pete Plimpler didn't care to hold on while she talked
on the phone. He wiggled his finger and whispered he'd get back to her on the matter,
no hurry; and he slipped out the door.
   "Noreen, didn't I tell you something like this was going to happen?…that's what I said
too…exactly…well, he'd better get ready to rumble with this black woman."
          (from "Ah Mikhail, O Fidel!" a novel by N.D.Williams, 2001)





NY SLIDE XXXVIII: PETE PLIMPLER (A.P. ENGLISH)

 

   The first challenge to her office space came from the supervisor of the English Dept.,
Pete Plimpler. He caught Mrs. Haliburton early one morning as she strolled into the main
office. She got the distinct impression he'd been lying in wait for her; one minute he
appeared to be studying notices pinned on the main office board; the next he looked
around, smiled and announced, "Ah, there you are…"
   Mrs Haliburton threw her arms up in mock surrender – what offence had she
committed to warrant his attention? – her bosoms shaking with mirth. And Pete
Plimpler cleared his throat, touched her gently on the elbow and assured her with
corresponding good humor she had committed no offence. "At least not yet."
   "My heart went bumpity, bump," Mrs. Haliburton later told Noreen, girlfriend at the
Board of Ed. "All these years this man has nothing to say to me, walks by me like I'm
the corner mailbox…and now all of a sudden, he's happy to see me?…I mean, be still
my heart."
   "Are you going up to the second floor?" Pete Plimpler asked. "There's something I've
been meaning to discuss with you."
   Smiling, still mystified, she walked with him to the elevator.
   Mrs. Haliburton was a bosomy woman with firm, fleshy arms and a full head of hair
she kept well groomed. Pete Plimpler was short and slim, with thinning grey hair; he
wore an obligatory jacket and tie. He walked head lowered, deep in thought, his manner
gruff; and he gave the impression he'd rather be anywhere but in the Bronx, among
people not exactly genteel in manner; who wore their emotions on their sleeves; and
were quick to take offence. 
   Once the elevator door closed Mrs. Haliburton sensed the physical advantage she might
otherwise not have had over him. Seizing the moment her ebullient nature slipped off
its leash.
   Her voice boomed and walloped Pete Plimpler's head and ears as she complained
jocularly about the arbitrary nature of the elevator which some days got stuck with its
door open on one floor while people on other floors pressed the buttons, waiting and
waiting. Did he have any idea how many pounds she lost whenever this happened,
heaving herself up the stairs?
   Her laughter made him cringe inside. He stood erect and smiled painfully, his winter
pale face tight with distress. Yes, he told her, he had been a victim of elevator misuse. 
In more ways than she could ever imagine.
              (from "Ah Mikhail, O Fidel!" a novel by N.D.Williams, 2001)

NY SLIDE XXXVII: POWER PLAY

 

   Her office on the second floor permitted Mrs. Haliburton a view of the front entrance.
  She was reluctant to give up this view. She was able to observe everyone, students and  
  staff, coming in, and report on their morning disposition. Case in point, the incident
  that developed from the fracas in the car park across the street, where a student was
  stabbed while onlookers jumped on the cars for a better view of the fight.  
    The car park had been used by some teachers without formal permission. It was
  intended for residents of the apartment building but since they owned very few cars
  there were always spots available. For years teachers, glad for the feeling of security
  the enclosure offered, drove in and parked in the empty spots.
     Imagine their surprise, the shock, one morning, when they arrived to find the
  entrance blocked.
     A group of residents, mainly women, were walking up and down in what seemed a
  kind of protest action. They lowered a chain to let a resident car out; they raised it to
  block teachers from entering.
    Mrs. Haliburton was at her desk observing the situation, and reporting developments
  blow by blow to Noreen at the Board of Ed.  
    "Here comes…I think it's Mr. Estwick…teaches Biology…a young man, he started
  last fall, his wife had a baby the other day…um hmm…he drives in from the Island…
  he's been parking right outside the front entrance which nobody in their right mind
  would do, these kids don't think twice about sitting on your hood when they want to
  hang out after school…well, he had his sideview mirror broken, and the antenna bent
  …you'd think he'd learn his lesson by now…no, he continues to park there…on the
  same spot…um hmm…Now wait, this is interesting…Mrs. Karnipp just drove up…
  they've raised the chain…she's getting out the car…she's speaking to them… My
  goodness! she's really upset…she's backing away!…Lord knows where she'll park today." 
     Later Mrs. Haliburton couldn't resist asking Mrs. Karnipp about the encounter. They
  were in the teachers' cafeteria. Mrs. Karnipp was sipping coffee and pulling on her
  cigarette.
    "I noticed you had some trouble this morning…with the people across the street…in
  the parking lot?" she probed. 
     "You know, I've been parking there for years…never had any problems with those
  people. It never occurred to me I was taking someone's parking spot…I mean, there
  are more spaces there than people own cars."
     Mrs. Karnipp's eyes were wide open with pain and distress for all the world to see.
  Her fingers with the cigarette scratched the air. She searched Mrs. Haliburton's face
  for some understanding of the chaos she'd been thrown into.
    "Well it is their parking lot. They can do whatever they want with it," Mrs. Haliburton
  said matter o' factly. 

    

NY SLIDE XXXVI: VIOLA HALIBURTON (SPECIAL ED.)

 

    Mrs. Haliburton arrived at the school at about seven in the morning. She was driven
  there by her husband in their Cadillac Seville. It idled for a few minutes at the front
  entrance while its occupants, looking straight ahead, exchanged important reminders;
  then Mrs. Haliburton stepped out. She was among the first to arrive, and often the
  first to leave.
     Her departure, about an hour before the exodus of the three thousand students,
  was also through the front entrance. The Seville was not there to take her home. She
  walked. Sometimes she stopped by the post office; chatted on the sidewalk with old
  ladies gripping shopping carts; then she caught the bus. A lady of social standing, she
  felt at ease in the streets of her community.
     Once in the building she attended to paperwork for half an hour; then she picked
  up the phone and called her "girlfriends", women who like Mrs. Haliburton worked at
  a desk; single or divorced black women, like Noreen at the Board of Education, or
  Thelma at the Superintendent's office. They formed part of her valuable network of
  information. 
     Networking for Mrs. Haliburton was as important as the underground railroad back
  in the old bad days. She had her sources, people she relied on to leak information
  from downtown. Often she learnt in advance about new proposals for John Wayne
  Cotter H.S. She'd pass on the leaks to astonished colleagues with a wink and a smile,
  and "Don't tell anyone you heard it here first."
     Other bits of information she filtered to people in the community, folks she met on
  Sundays at her husband's church; influential grassroots people whom the Bronx
  politicians courted and turned to for votes.
                              (from "Ah Mikhail, O Fidel!", a novel by N.D.Williams, 2001)                                                                                                                                                                                                      
                                             
                           

NY SLIDE XXXV: CHINESE POT LUCK

 

      On Friday evenings Amarelle would urge him to take her out to dinner. They'd  
    gone out twice before, crossing a bridge into Manhattan and dining at a Greek
    restaurant. She smiled and made small talk, commenting on the decor and
    overdoing her excitement when the waiter took their order; while Radix, quiet
   and stiff, looked around and wondered what was no longer appealing about dining
    at home as they did on the island.

         When he stopped their eating out evenings – the one weeknight of dressing
    up, getting away from the decrepit neighborhood and dining like people with
    money to spend – Amarelle never forgave him. Now on Fridays there would be
    for him only "pot luck". And this evening she hadn't even come home from work!
         There was a Chinese Takeout on the next block.
         He stood on the stoop, buttoning his jacket, and he stared across the road
    where hours before someone had been killed. Strips of yellow police tape left
    behind flapped about on the sidewalk. A little girl emerged from the bodega
    with a bag of groceries. The Budweiser neon sign glowed and promised fun.
         At the Chinese Takeout the woman took his order without looking at him.
    Numbah 34, right? He hesitated; he changed his order, wanting something
    simpler. Okay, you want Numbah 35? She seemed eager to take his order, get
    it bagged, take his money; her eyes were cast down, her hands busy with
    detail behind the counter. And behind her – wearing their white chef hats and
    labouring over steaming bowls and pans – her Chinese helpers.
        He stood still looking out at the streets, arms folded, pondering the price of
    existence out there. The Chinese shop was next to a supermarket, and adjacent
    to a place for cashing checks. On the other side of the street, a towering
    apartment building, through whose glass doors a steady stream flowed – children
    babies in strollers, overweight women.
        Two young men came in and instantly swept aside his reflective mood. They looked
    at Radix, at his clothes, his shoes, all in one quick measuring motion; then they
    looked away. They came up to the plexiglass partition and rapped hard with knuckles.
    The Chinese woman looked up from her counter in terror; she pulled a pencil from her
    hair and waited.
        "Numbah 36!" The Chinese woman repeated the order just to be sure. "Didn't I
    just say that?… Wha's the matter…you fucking deaf?…Didn't I just say Numbah 36?
    That's what I want…and a side of fries. I don't know what this chump here wants."
    And his friend – bulky, babyfaced, wearing a bubble jacket – grabbed him and tried to
    put his head in an arm lock for calling him a chump.
                    (from "Ah, Mikhail, O Fidel!" a novel by N.D.Williams, 2001)
 

      

NY SLIDE XXXIV: THE SUPER’S DOWN

         

   When finally he got back home there were police cars and an ambulance in
      front the apartment building across the street, and knots of people on the
      sidewalk. What was going on?
        Someone shot the Super of the building. Put a bullet through his head. How
      did this happen? When did it happen?
         The two overweight women didn't recognize him in his jacket and brief case;
      they shrugged their shoulders. He didn't speak Spanish well, and he appeared
      to creep up on the women, startling them. Like everyone they waited for some
      sort of closure to the excitement; the dead man taken away; the police cars
      and ambulance driving off; the apartment building with its graffiti and broken
      doorway handed back to its occupants.
        When did this happen? Radix asked again. The women shrugged their shoulders
      again, shifting their heavy bodies. Hey, I live on this block too, he wanted to
      shout.
        He had an urge next to see the dead man's body. He remembered vaguely a
      stocky man with a cigar stump in his mouth and a bunch of keys at the hip,
      going in and out the front door with a mop and pail; and arguing, always
      arguing, in defiance or defence, with tenants in the building.
         He crossed the road, ducked under the yellow police tape and peered into
      the entrance. He saw a covered body, just the shoes and socks on the man's
      feet. White men in dark suits stood around; they turned and looked at him,
      struck by the jacket and tie, the intense curious face. They asked what he
      wanted, did he live in the building. Radix shook his head and backed away.
         Down the block four kids were playing street basketball; the hoop, an old
      milk crate nailed to a lamppost. Two police officers, no longer needed,
      ambled back to their cars, smooth white faces grim. They had the air about
      them of men called in to put down some local disturbance, leaving their cars
      up on the sidewalk, just about anywhere until this nasty business was over.
         The basketball got loose and one of the officers caught it, did a quick
      dribble, then shaped himself to take the shot. The boys froze where they
      stood and watched. The shot hit the rim and went wide. His partner cracked
      a thin smile and shook his head like a disappointed coach. Radix went inside.
                       (from "Ah Mikhail, O Fidel!", a novel by N.D.Williams, 2001)

NY SLIDE XXXIII: ROAD RAGE

 

          He felt first the surprise of impact; he saw the head of the driver snap back,
     his hands raised in the air a little theatrically. The lanes beside his kept moving;
     vehicles behind him tried to manoeuvre out of his lane, honking in frustration at
     what his apparent carelessness had caused.
         The driver approaching him wore a baseball cap and sneakers; his shirt was
     unbuttoned; he seemed not to mind the cold temperature; he had a beer
     drinker's belly and a very annoyed manner. Radix watched him, ready to admit
     it was all his fault, waiting for the first indication of how the matter would be
     resolved.
        He sensed someone else watching: across the road, standing on the cracked
     asphalt, a man and a ferocious looking dog. He was dressed in a grey sweat suit;
     his face under the hood looked grizzled, gaunt. His dog sniffed the grass and
     tugged at the leash, wanting to move on; but the man wasn't ready. Radix caught
     his eye, felt his anticipation of something dramatic about to happen.
        Meanwhile the driver had inspected his rear bumper which looked dented but
     was otherwise intact. Radix' vehicle had gotten the worse of it, a smashed head-
     lamp; and as he tried to gauge the extent of the damage the man raised his arms
     in a gesture of disbelief and anger.
         He came up to Radix, "What the fuck?"… staring, waiting…"What the fuck?";
     then he walked back to the front of his car and reached inside, for a cigarette
     pack.
         Though not threatening this behavior left Radix uneasy.The man lit his
     cigarette and with his arms bracing the car appeared to be pondering his
     options. At intervals he said "Shit" with strange vehemence, as if building up
     emotional steam. He seemed to be waiting for Radix to say something, and
     Radix knew that the tone and choice of his first words would determine what
     happened next.
          He glanced at the man with the dog across the street. He could feel the man's
     knowingness, his amused appraisal: Like fish out of water… Don't know what 
     the fuck you're doing, right fella?
  He looked back down the road, at miles of
     backed up traffic. People driving by gave him quick looks of fury. A wind gust
     sent dust in his face.
        A woman's voice from the man's car, screamng "For chrissakes, Angelo, shut 
     the door!" shifted his attention from Radix. He answered her in Spanish. They
     had a fierce rapid exchange, the accident forgotten for the moment; then the
     woman got out and came around to inspect the damage.
         She moved briskly as if accustomed to taking charge in mishaps like this, when
    her man wasn't sure what to do; and she smiled at Radix and commiserated, "Hey,
    it's not so bad…could have  been worse." Then in a firm tone she said, "Get in
    the car, Angelo,"  annoyed, muttering  "…the fuck outta here."
         Angelo came back to inspect his bumper one more time. He pointed and shook
     an unhappy finger at Radix: "You better learn how to fucking drive!" And with
     that the matter was settled – the man getting into his vehicle, moving off with
     sharp loud revs, daring anyone to hit his car again.
                                                (from "Ah Mikhail, O Fidel!" a novel by N.D.Williams, 2001)

  

NY SLIDE XXXII: ROADWAYS HIGH AND LOW

 

           Approaching his car Radix noticed a tiny pool of what looked like…what was
    most certainly…green engine coolant fluid near the front tires. Panic with tiny
    fingers gripped his heart. He bent down to inspect the fluid. How could he        
    be sure it came from his car?
        He got in and turned the ignition. The car started after the third try but the
    engine shuddered and rattled ominously. At the second traffic light, with the
    interior warming up and everything else sounding normal, his anxiety faded. He
    drummed his fingers on the steering wheel and looked out at a city heading
    home under grey skies.
        On the overpass he looked down and saw four lanes of traffic jammed up on
    the highway, stretching for miles, crawling forward. He'd have to go down there;
    he'd have to ease his way into that crawl. There were alternative routes but he'd
    never taken the time to explore them, knowing only one road home; hating
    roadways, the time-consuming need to travel on them; drivers who showed no
    concern for human limb and life.
        At the access road to the highway other drivers were having second thoughts.
    One fellow, already half way down, threw his car in reverse and came barelling
    back, the driver's head craned round, he didn't give a fuck what anyone thought
    as long as you got out his way.
         Radix decided to stick to the local roadway. It ran parallel to the highway
    until the highway went up and above ground and ran for a mile or so on concrete
    reinforcements, offering the convenience of not having to pass through local
    communities.
         But the roadway, an uneven strip, its lanes not clearly marked, soon backed
    up; traffic lights at intersections up ahead kept changing, from red to green
    then back to red for long minutes. Yet nothing moved. He began to regret not
    taking the highway which he could see above him, cars moving slowly, but
    moving; there was flow up there, and order; no bumper poking and jostling for
    space. The cars up there seemed… and before he could finish that thought his
    car struck the rear end of the vehicle in front.
                                        (from "Ah, Mikhail, O Fidel!" a novel by N.D.Williams, 2001)