NY SLIDE 7.0: STRIKING THE COLORS

 

                 Meet The Parents day was an event not too many teachers looked
                 forward to; nor could they escape or be excused from it. It required some
                
dressing for the part. At the end of the afternoon (or the evening, the
                 next day)
session, the question, "How many parents did you meet?", fell
                 from
everyone's lips. They hurried out the building thinking maybe it
                 wasn't worth
the effort, wearing that jacket and tie, or that black
                 dress.

                      Asst. Principal Bob Darling had tried once to implement an everyday dress code
                 for teachers, something within the bounds of the
college-professor look; at bare
                 minimum a jacket. It didn't catch on. It seemed
once they got tenure many
                 teachers didn't care much how they dressed.

                      Principal Wamp privately bemoaned the absence of uniting colors and a uniting
                 spirit at John Wayne Cotter H.S. Students for the most part
were more attentive
                 to fall and summer fashions (they had their 'Dress For Success'
day but only a
                 handful of seniors showed any enthusiasm for that); and her
staff looked on the 
                 profession as more akin to a job in a sprawling old stone
warehouse; a job that
                 demeaned them by requiring that they punch in a card on a
time clock. They
                 dressed in a way that provided at least some comfort, some
compensation for
                 the low salaries.

                      There were the usual mavericks in bizarre colors, jeans and sneakers; like Mrs.
                 Sciatti, responsible for school drama productions (last
year she mounted a huge
                 production of "Evita" in collaboration with
the music department, which went
                 down rather well). She favored braless ankle
dresses and beads, straight out of
                 the 1960s. And Mr. McNulty who believed his US
army fatigues would deter
                 trouble makers from starting anything on his floor;
and, of course, Mrs.
                 Haliburton.

                     The crew from Westchester – Meier, Lightbody, Brebnor and Ghansam – was
                 always nattily attired. They wore
jackets as a matter of course; it  looked
                 better leaving home for a job at a Bronx high school in a jacket and tie.

                 For the meeting with
parents the evening conference presented a problem. It
                 started at six thirty,
about four hours after the end of classes; which meant four
                 hours of doing
nothing; or finding something to do in the Bronx, since it made no
                 sense racing home to the suburbs and racing back.
                  

                 Luckily for them the father of one of the students, Jaime Bravo, owned a pizza
                 place in the Bronx. They
were welcome to hang out there, he assured them;
                 enjoy special service,
courtesy of Jaime, and special prices, courtesy of Jaime's
                 father. It became
their evening pre-conference ritual, going to the pizza place.
                 They reminded
each other about it, waited for each other at the school 
                  entrance.

                      Lightbody, the designated driver that evening, wore an elbow-padded jacket and
                 a tie designed with the Stars and Stripes.

                     "I see you're showing the flag tonight, Mr. Lightbody," Mr. Ghansam said, 
                 squeezing into the back seat.

                     "Damn right, I am. It's going to be a long night. I had six parents yesterday. Six 
                parents
.
With weather like this I don't expect many more. Yes, I'm striking the 
                colors
tonight."

                     "Hey, did any of you see Mr. Beltre yesterday? He's Jahmal Beltre's father," 
                 Brebnor said.

                     "I saw Mrs. Large…and I saw Mrs. Smalls…"

                     "This guy, they're from Jamaica, I feel really sorry for Jahmal, he's not going to 
                 pass my class, that's for sure. Anyway, there I was
trying to make it look like he 
                 might just
make it, if he got his act together. I mean, this guy is a pain in the 
                 ass; no
self-control, gives me no end of trouble. Anyway, there I was saying to 
                 his
father, Weell, he has a slim chance if he hands in the remaining assign- 
                 ments
. And Mr. Beltre's there, you know,
nodding and shaking his head like he 
                 understood what I was saying. Suddenly the
guy stands up and…smack…he 
                 lays a
right hand across Jahmal's face…he's got these big hands, like sledge 
                 hammer
swinging hands, and he goes…smackright across the face, sends 
                 Jahmal sprawling off his chair…"

                       "You're kidding me!" Lightbody turned in his seat.

                       "…and then he turns to me and says, See here, teacher, now you can't do that, 
                  cause
you not allowed to, but I can do that. Don't worry, I'm going to straighten 
                  this thing out."

                        "Probably went home and beat the manure out of the kid," Brebnor said.

                  "I sat there… I mean, I was stunned. I didn't know what to say."

                  "Well, fresh off the boat they keep coming, still
searching for the American 
                   dream…and bringing the old barbarous ways of
dealing with problems," 
                   Lightbody said.

                        "These days they're coming off planes, Mr. Lightbody, not boats anymore," Mr. 
                   Ghansam gave him a challenging grin.

                        "Well, now, thank you very much, Mr. Ghansam, for…shall we say… updating 
                   my metaphor. I presume in your day you came off the
boat."

                        "Mr. Lightbody, I'll have you know I arrived in this country by aircraft."

                             (from "Ah Mikhail, O Fidel", a novel by N.D.Williams, 2001)

 

 

 

NY SLIDE 6.9: THE DEATHING OF AN AMERICAN GIRL

 

 

                 The teams came back from the lunch break at different times, so for awhile
                 there was little team work; just one or two teamsters slogging
through the
                 paper
pile, disgruntled, looking at their watches, wondering where everyone
                 else was; and thinking of calling it quits for the day.

                      Bilicki made no objection whenever his team suggested they call it quits. One
                 afternoon Amanda explained she had a dental appointment; and
Bilicki himself
                 muttered he had business to take care of. The following morning the team
                 assembled but
Mimi Agulnick was late. This incensed him. Mimi didn't have a
                 sense of fair
play.

                      And Mimi came up with the most banal explanations for lateness. Always some
                 pathetic little story. This time it was her boyfriend. In
her mid-thirties, frizzy-
                 haired, always touching the mole near her left
nostril, Mimi talked with a
                 student's agitation about her boyfriend. She had no
scruples baring intimate
                 details. This was part of the free spirit image she liked to impress everyone
                 with: the teacher
who, when she wasn't teaching, could be naughty, could be
                 downright dissolute.

                 Yesterday morning she gave an account of her trip last summer to Jamaica
                 with the boyfriend. They'd stayed at a place called Ecstasy, where all expenses
                 were pre-paid, and everything
imaginable was catered for. All told to a gasping 
                 Amanda, their voices lowered,
the giggles muffled, while Mimi stood bent over,
                 her elbows on the desk, her
bosoms – my God given boobs! – bulging for world
                 acknowledgment; and her fat rump, unruly flesh stuffed and barely
contained in
                 blue jeans, stuck out in free spirited readiness.

                      Ignore, Ignore! Bilicki clenched and grit, irritation bursting his seams.

                      She walked in an hour late this morning, a little puffed face. She gasped and
                 seemed
frantic about something and apologized. To Amanda's What happened?
                 she launched into an explanation involving the boyfriend. He'd lost
his job,
                 poor thing; he was depressed; he was unhappy with their situation, with
having
                 to depend on her; she'd tried to cheer him up, and had left the house late;
and
                 then the traffic and everything.

                 Bilicki didn't know what to make of these revelations, and what looked like 
                 another display of shameless histrionics. In any event, despite the heaving of
                 her overburdened breasts, Mimi was ready and eager to pitch into
the piles
                 now that she'd arrived, so he said nothing.

                     At some point the chatter broke loose.

                     "This essay is doomed from the start…doomed." "Who's the kid?" "Sandy
               
Quinones …know him?" "Oh, Sandy…he's in my class. Fancies himself a lady-
                killer. He does little work and he thinks
he's God's gift to the girls." "And the
                girls go flip for him."
"Well, one thing's for sure, he can't write." "I've been telling
               
him that all semester. The other day I said to him, Sandy, you're going to need
                more than good
looks if you hope to graduate on time. He tells me, Don't worry
                about it. I've got the juice. I've got the juice
!"
"Well, this composition has no 
                
juice whatsoever… "The Deathing of an American Girl". I think he meant "The
                Dating of an
American Girl"! With some of these scripts, you read the first
                paragraph,
the last paragraph, you get a pretty good idea whether it passes." 

                     At this point Bilicki, his voice controlled but quivering with displeasure,
                intervened: "I'm sure Sandy's
mother would want us to give her son a fair
                hearing."

                    "You mean, give her son a fair reading," Mimi said.

                "Well, my dear tax-paying team captain," Amanda scraped back her chair,
                 turning a few
heads in the room, "You're welcome to read this script…in all
                 holistic
fairness… there you go." She grabbed her bag. "Now if you'll excuse
                 
me, I have to go to the bathroom."

                     "Oh, let me come with you," Mimi said. "I left my bathroom key at home."

                      Bilicki sighed; he knelt at the pew of his soul; he prayed (for Mimi Agulnick) that
                 a sudden cancerous affliction would require the immediate
removal of one of
                 her boobs; he prayed (for Amanda) that horrible-looking
varicose veins would
                 show up and spread one morning as she lotioned her legs.

                      Mrs. Balancharia, whose accent at that moment sounded wonderfully soothing,
                 exclaimed, "We're almost done anyway, aren't we,
Brendan?"

                      It certainly looked that way. Just the Sandy Quinones script, then the totals,
                 and they were done. Bilicki picked up the Quinones'
script and he read it.

 

                             
                                           The Deathing Of An American Girl

                The deathing of a girl come's from meathing a girl. Eather in school or on the
                road and you and her begin to talk. You maybey would say, yo! Can I bring your
                bag for you if she have a bag. Maybey she would say eather Yes or no. If she say
                yes, you would take the bag from her and you would bring it for her. then you
                would ask her, What is you name and she would tell you her name if she want to
                but! I not shure she would want to. Then you would say my name is Sandy or
                anything you want to say. Then you would ask her if you can foller her to her
                hous. If she want to she would say to you yes, but if not she would say no. You
                may ask her for her phone number. Maybe she would give it to you and the two
                of you would exchange numbers. You may invite her to come to your hous and if
                she want to come she would say yes. About two week's later you would ask her
                if she would like to go out on a death with you. If she is in love with you, she
                going to say yes. But if she don't love you she going to say no. but if she say yes!
                you and her will plan a day or night and a place to go. When you go there the
                two of you would share some ideas and eat some food if you want to. Then you
                can do anything you want with her. Anyhow you want with her. That is what a
                death is.

                                                                                    THE END

                      

 


NY SLIDE 6.8: TEAM LEADER, BRENDAN BILICKI

 

 

                 For the marking and grading of the State Regents exam Pete Plimpler organized
                 his department into teams, selected, he said, smiling ruefully, on the basis of
                 their congruent personalities. He appointed captains to solve problems and
                 disputes that
might arise.

                      Bilicki was the captain of his team. He winced when he read the names of his 
                 team
members: Agulnick, Ballancharia, Blitch. What congruence was Pete
                 talking about. He'd simply arranged the
department alphabetically, the lazy
                 fop! Mrs.Ballancharia, always careful not
to offend, laughed at everything that
                 was said. Amanda and Mimi Agulnick, the
drama teacher, acted as if they hadn't
                 seen each other in ages.

                     Sporting a bowtie, and a brand new shirt he'd evidently cracked open for the
                 marking session first day, Pete Plimpler made a short
speech about responsi-
                 bilities; he reminded everyone the room was off limits to
inquiring students;
                 papers should remain in the room at all times, which meant
that Bilicki couldn't
                 disappear
somewhere quiet once the chatter started; and lunch break should
                 not exceed the
stipulated one hour.

                     Most everyone was dressed in blue jeans, or something suitably informal;
                 except Bilicki, who showed up dressed for just another day
at the office, and
                 was told to relax when he complained about the noise level
affecting his
                 concentration.

                 Captains had not much power; they assigned tasks and coordinated activities.
                 Bilicki knew he had to be careful. Each teacher was in
a sense a captain of his
                 or her classroom once the doors closed; they didn't
take it kindly when spoken
                 to about grading; they became edgy and
defensive if a colleague questioned
                 their judgment, no matter how subtle the
questioning.

                      They were expected to follow the criteria for measurement set out by the
                 State, but as the hours slipped by, and the pile of brown
envelopes still looked
                 formidable, fatigue set in, the eye glazed over from
repeating the same task;
                 and grading sometimes became a snap response.

                      Situations would arise and swell and consume everyone with cross-talk:

                      "Has anyone heard of Deliverance?" "Heard of what?" "This kid is using as his
                 reference a novel titled Deliverance."
"Wait, I think I've heard of… isn't that by
                 that writer, what's her
name?" "Judith Cranston." "Riiight… doesn't she write
                 those torrid romance novels?"
"That she does." "Okay, but is that literature?"
                 "Well, the question did say, Choose two
works from the literature you have
                 read
."
"Right, not necessarily the literature we have taught." "Right, so I
                 suppose we should
accept this book." "Yes, but does anyone know this book,
                 Deliverance?"  "Deliverance was written by James
Dickey." "Judith Cranston
                 writes these trashy novels about sex and
betrayal and handsome cruel men…"
                 "What am I to do with this
essay?" "Wasn't there a movie with that name?" "Oh,
                 that's
a different Deliverance." "About four guys in canoes and the Cajun
                 people?" "I think I
saw that movie." "No, that was something completely
                 different."

                 "What am I to do with this essay?" "Amanda…Amanda… I just told you who
                 the writer was. You're not listening to me."
"Just mark it. I mean, does it sound
                 credible? Does it try to
answer the question?" "Yes, but suppose the kid made
                 it all up." 
"Oh, I don't know, ask Pete." "Who's the kid?"  "…Jennifer Eliely?" 
                 "Oh, I had her once. She's a good
kid." "She's not going to be here next
                 semester." "What do
you mean?" "I hear she's moving out of state… she's trans-
                 ferring." 
"Why would she do that?"  "Apparently, she saw something dangerous."
                 "Saw something dangerous?"  "That's what I heard. She. Saw. Something
                 dangerous.
In her building. So her parents are shipping her out." "What a
                 shame.
She's such a  sweet kid." "I still don't understand. What could she
                
possibly see that was  dangerous?" "Brendan, could you help me with this? I
                 don't know what to do with this."

                 "I just wish you'd all shut up. And get on with marking," Brendan's brow was
                 creased and grim. He'd been stuck on one
paragraph, reading it over and over,
                 unable to block out completely the talk
that seemed always too loud. "We've
                 still got piles and piles of
envelopes, and the tallies to do, and then…"

                     "Whoa, Brendan, Brendan, you really must learn to relax, "Amanda said.

                     "Yes, you need a time out, lighten up," John Benkovitz shouted from across the
                room."

                     "What you really need is to see your barber… no kidding… this time of year, a
                 haircut would do wonders for your state of
mind."

                              (from "Ah Mikhail, O Fidel!" a novel by N.D.Williams 2001)




NY SLIDE 6.7: ALL YOU DESIRE, MR. BREBNOR

 

                 Being friendly with students had its rewards and boundaries.
“Look all you
                 want, don’t touch,” McCraggen in Phys. Ed would say. “And if you
touch, don’t
                 roam.” Which was alright for him to say, teaching in the gym. He’d
kiss the
                 Hispanic girls on both cheeks, the Spanish way; he’d hug them and
squeeze
                 them, and heaven knows what else he did – and got away with.

                     Last year in the Regents test room this girl Theresa Santos
– she was a senior
                 now, getting ready for college life – caught him,
Mr. Brebnor, looking. She
                 had this short skirt on, you could see right up the canyon of her thighs. She
                 caught him
sneaking a peek.

                 His eyes sort of swept past her body like the beam of a
search light, and there,
                 like a breach in the fence of a POW camp – her open
thighs. She looked up at
                 him, smiled and crossed her legs. The search light
moved on. It circled and
                 passed her way again, and – holy camoli! – the breach was there again.

                    Now she was writing furiously, head bowed with a strange
inspired concen- 
                 tration, as if the answers to all the questions on the page had started
flooding
                 her brain; she had no time for ladylike proprieties; she had to
put pen to
                 paper fast.

                 The heads of the other students were bowed over their
papers. Brebnor peeked.
                 His eyes popped alert in his skull and became a
hairy-legged insect. It crawled
                 up the girl’s legs, over her knees, it started down those
thighs. Not once did
                 Theresa Santos flinch; she chewed her gum a little harder,
but not one muscle
                 of awareness twitched on her thighs.

                      At some point she must have felt a frisson of impropriety,
prompting her to
                 cross her legs; he looked away with one fast beat of his hot
heart.

                 That was last year in January. Here, now, so far, nothing
quite as world-
                 upturning  happened. Just
dark thoughts - as yet to slide into a zone of
                 depression, but all the same
dark, angry dark thoughts. Like the tardiness of
                 the teacher who should have relieved
him long minutes ago!

                      He heard her shoes clack
clacking
up the hallway. He started gathering his
                 things for an abrupt hand
over and wordless exit. He didn’t look up to see who
                 it was; he knew who it was,
from the footsteps in all haste, apologizing for
                 being late. He knew the old
hag face, the fading, single picket fence of the
                 body, the short skirts she wore,
too short, despite the firm, youngish legs. No
                 man would want to hold her in
his arms, he thought; but the legs merited,
                 maybe, a quick second look.

                           (from "Ah Mikhail, O Fidel"", a novel by N.D.Williams, 2001)

 

 

 


NY SLIDE 6.6: BLUES FOR MR. BREBNOR

 

  
                 Brebnor was standing at the window of a classroom on the third floor, a
                 proctor for the state Regents Math exam; his mind stretched out on a nail
                 bed of introspection.

                 So Bob Meier had gone on sabbatical; he hadn’t said a word about it to his
                 buddies, except that asshole Jim Lightbody, who seemed determined these
                 days to sound upbeat and cheery about everything; from the proposal to
                 close of the school, to his crumbling marriage. Asshole.

                     The man’s marriage was on the rocks, on the rocks; and there he was 
                 making stupid little jokes, telling the carpool that his daughter, a high school
                 senior, had decided to drop out. She was dropping out, from a school in
                 Westchester; a good school, with opportunities and advantages, clubs and
                 advanced courses, and nurturing sports programs. You’d think they’d have no
                 drop out problems out there; you’d think a girl, whose father was a teacher,
                
would have no reason to drop out.
And what did Lightbody, the loving
                 father, say to her? Go ahead, drop out, if that’s what you want to do.

                 He disclosed all this on a Monday. Lightbody’s cheeks and chin always had a
                 freshly shaven look on Monday. And there he was, all clean and smooth,
                 bringing the carpool up to date about his family situation, like it was
                 someone else’s family situation: “So she says to me, If you guys break up
                 don’t expect me to stay with either of you
. So I said, Fine, fine. But
                 where are you going to go
? And she says, I’ll move in with my boyfriend
                 Move in with her boyfriend!… So I said, Fine, fine, do whatever you want.        

                 Sharing this very private family…mess…that Monday morning with the carpool.
                 With Ghansam, for chrissakes! He didn’t care if Ghansam found out. The man
                      was clearly in need of professional help. One of us should have told him that,
                 instead of just going along with his jaunty…crapulous…crap.

                 January was the most difficult time of year for Brebnor. So many issues floating
                 up to the ceiling like helium balloons. Always in January. First month of the new
                 year, end of the semester. Nothing but work, piles of
paperwork; final grades,
                 all kinds of pressure. And always the air escaping
from those helium balloons
                 leaving him acid with mistrust and resentment.

                 Here he was watching over the bowed heads of ill-prepared students taking the
                 State Regents exam; grappling with questions they had
little hope of answering.

                      He was losing it – the love of teaching, the passion he’d started out with never
                 mind the low salary. He’d begun to look back, regretting
missed opportunities,
                 forks in the road not taken. He was thinking about his
teaching schedule for the
                 next semester, the school set to close at the end;
the years he had left before
                 retirement.

                     And his marriage – his wife was refusing to have sex with
him. Going on two
                 weeks now, no sex. Not tonight. No,
I’m too tired.
And all because he’d
                 forgotten their wedding
anniversary. Forgotten to take her out to dinner. First
                 time this had ever
happened, and suddenly she’s acting peculiar. You’d think
                 she’d understand
after all these years living with him, sleeping with him.

                 Of course, there was more to it than that. Things weren’t going too well
                 between them – little things, stupid petty things; snappish
arguments at dinner,
                 sullen shoulders in bed.

                 He went to the door and looked up and down the hallway. He wasn’t allowed to
                 sit. They didn’t want you sitting. It didn’t make a fucking
difference standing or
                 sitting, but the assistant principal walked in on him
the other day and made a
                 big deal about it; telling him there might be Board of
Education people in the
                 building monitoring how the exams were being proctored;
looking for small
                 things, like teachers standing, not reading the New York Times at the desk.
                 Little shitty
things. Like remembering to write on the board at 10 minute
                 intervals
how much time had elapsed.

                 He looked at his watch. He should have been relieved 5 minutes ago by
                 someone. Some teachers took their sweet time showing up for
relief
                 assignments, and the assistant principals did nothing about that! He
decided
                 not to stand at the door, scowling, evidently waiting to be relieved.
He went
                 back to the window. 

                   (from “Ah Mikhail, O Fidel!”, a novel by N.D.Williams, 2001)

 


NY SLIDE 6.5: WHAT’S GOING ON

 

                The future of John Wayne Cotter H.S., clouded with rumour, made more
                frightening by speculation, now loomed with certainty once they’d turned into
                the new year. Everyone went about their tasks with strained or surly temper,
                sensing that the Spring semester could very well be their last together.

                The ripples of change had already touched the carpool. Jim Lightbody tried to 
                put a bolder than usual face on things. Bob Meir was going on sabbatical.  
                Apparently he’d told only Lightbody about it. “Didn’t he tell you?”  Lightbody 
                asked the others, a little chagrined he was the only one who knew. “I’m sure
                he mentioned it some time.” Meir wasn’t with them that day.

                “I see you’re putting on weight in certain quarters,” Ghansam said, patting 
                Lightbody on the stomach. Lightbody glanced at his stomach and made a
                dismissive noise, not quite ready to change the subject.


                “So what’s he going to do?” Brebnor asked.

                “Well, he has to take nine graduate credits…I think he’s going to St Joseph’s
                College, in Westchester.”
 
               
“Why is he going on sabbatical now?” Ghansam wanted to know.

                “That’s what everybody does. You take your sabbatical in the spring, it flows
                right into the summer holidays, you come back in September…”

                     “Nine education credits…that’s like going back to college again…which is why
                 I haven’t taken sabbatical. I’ve had enough of college courses,” Brebnor said.

                “It’s not that bad. You take the courses that are related to your field,”
                 Lightbody said.

                “What’s Bob going to do? Did he tell you?”

                “I think he said Human Sexuality…”

                “…that should spice up his marriage!”

                “…and the History of Television

                “Sexuality and television,” Ghansan gave a short laugh. “But wouldn’t that 
                 raise a few eyebrows at the Board of Education?”

 

                The school was closed for Martin Luther King Day, which fell near the end of 
                the fall semester. It seemed not a good time to celebrate King or any slain
                hero; teachers were digging out from under mounds of paperwork, final
                grades had to be entered, pass/fail issues dealt with. Many truants showed 
                up at this time with smiles and a bright determination to make things right.
                In English class they offered to do a book report, do anything to make up for
                weeks of absence or missed assignments.

                During the days before the Martin Luther King break, Mrs. Haliburton, for
                reasons she never fully explained, showed up without her head wrap. It
                caught the attention of Marjorie Paige (Math) who secretly monitored Mrs.
                Haliburton’s words and wardrobe; who now simply had to tell someone what  
                she’d noticed.

                “Have you seen her this morning?” she said to Mrs. Boneskosky (English). 
                They were on line in the teacher’s cafeteria. Mrs. Boneskosky, not happy 
               
with the day's lunch menu, was considering the pizza slices along with the 
                French fries. She felt tired and a bit cranky; she’d just done three-classes
                -in-a row.

                “Seen who?” 

                “Our Equal Opportunity Advisor… Mrs. Haliburton? I mean, have you 
                noticed anything strange about her?”

                “No I haven’t… I haven’t seen her.” Mrs. Boneskosky tried to shake off 
                Marjorie Paige. She was in no mood for idle gossip, especially from this 
                odious little plump woman who, like her colleagues in the Math depart-
                ment, could not lift their conversation above the level of backbiting gossip.

                     “She hasn’t got her turban thing on today.”

                “Her what?”

                “You know, that wrap thing she always wears wrapped round her head. 
                She’s not wearing it today.”

                “Oh, really? I hadn’t noticed,” Mrs. Boneskosky seemed at that moment 
                absorbed with food selection.

                “Well, she’s got short hair…I mean, she’s a shorthaired woman…I was 
                flummoxed.” Mrs. Boneskosky’s own thoughts had begun to drift, but that 
                word flummoxed, so rare a choice for a Math teacher, snapped a finger at 
                her weary spirit.

                With a quick intake of breath she made an effort to listen to Marjorie Paige 
                who, it appeared, was also having a pizza slice, the French fries and some
                soggy broccoli. “And all this time,” Marjorie Paige continued, “I used to think
                she had a full head of hair under that…turban thing…and this morning she
                steps into the elevator and… I almost fell to the floor. It was so…” Marjorie
                Paige seemed lost for the next word, and Mrs.Boneskosky promptly lost
                interest in her again. “I mean, I couldn’t recognize her at first…just this itsy-
                bitsy bit of hair on her head.”

                Mrs. Haliburton may or may not have sensed the mild consternation her 
                headwear had provoked. After the Martin Luther King holiday, just as 
                mysteriously, she resumed the wearing of her head wrap.

                      (from “Ah Mikhail, O Fidel!”, a novel by N.D. Williams, 2001)

 


 

 

NY SLIDE 6.4: THIS PLACE, THIS SEASON

 

              Three weeks before the Christmas break Principal Wamp in an effort to
                 maintain a serious tone of instruction sent a notice to her staff. There were
                 to be no Christmas parties. Celebrations of any kind should be discouraged.
                 Teaching on a regular serious basis should continue right down to the last
                 day, which happened to be the day before Christmas Eve.

                 She needn’t have bothered. In happier times when the mood in the building
                 was less charged with uncertainty – the school closed a few more days before
                 Christmas to give everyone time to complete Christmas shopping – in those
                 happier days a more spontaneous festive mood was tolerated. Back then, the
                 secretaries explained, favorite teachers received Christmas cards; students
                 swapped tokens of friendship. One or two teachers might have sported a
                 Santa Claus hat; and the music department would surely have mounted a
                 Christmas Carol show in the auditorium for specially invited classes.

                 No such mood prevailed at John Wayne Cotter this year. Classroom attendance
                 was sparse; nobody felt much like teaching or learning. Mischief and vandalism
                 made duties difficult for the security staff who spent all morning chasing after
                 violators. Teachers and students could hardly wait for the bell at the end of
                 the day.

                 Radix came home, dropped his briefcase and wondered how the season would
                 pass. No traditional celebrations for him; no rushing about spending money on
                 gifts. Just a bone-dry waiting for the frenzy of consumption to pass. He would 
                 try, however, to make every day count.

                 That evening he took a stroll to the barbershop. The cold wind, the grey skies
                 with no forecast of snow, set the stage for a Christmas in the Bronx that       
                 would be little more than a fierce struggle to stay warm in cold buildings; be
                 cheerful, have much to eat and drink.

                 The barber, his two young apprentices and the customers were in seasonal
                 mood; the music was loud, the humor unrestrained, the conversation (about
                 domestic violence, police violence) served up with excitement. Young men,
                 talking fast, kept popping in with duffel bags offering watches, toys, cologne
                 at cut-rate price. The barber and the apprentices stopped what they were
                 doing to inspect the merchandise.

                 Back outside on the sidewalk, feeling stranger than ever with his fresh
                 haircut, dust and litter blowing up at his ankles, Radix sensed around him
                 some willed effort at merriness; at the same time a guarded edginess, the
                 kind of edginess that kept everyone moving on the sidewalk, stopping to
                 chat, but wary of popping interruptions, a half-forgotten slight that could
                 surface at any moment.

                 The following morning, still determined to make every day count, he decided
                 to make a trip to bookstores in Manhattan. He’d stopped in once at the
                 neighborhood public library. It was stocked with books which someone must
                 have deemed appropriate for the neighborhood’s income or reading levels –
                 popular romance, technical job-related books, a much-handled children book
                 section.

                 On the bus to the subway he looked out at the buildings and movement on
                 the sidewalks; at the vacant lots; that woman at the corner, thin legs twisting
                 on heels, sad-looking eyes in a bony face hoping to arouse desire; at the
                 next corner where young and old men waited outside the Deli, jobless, with 
                 quick darting eyes; a young woman in straight-ahead hurry, a child quick-
                 stepping to keep up.

                 Over there more people idling; and now another vacant lot across which
                 sheets of newspaper rolled, came to rest, then picked up again, sheet after
                 once folded sheet dispersing; unpainted signs over those shops, sagging
                 awnings. A cold, hellish place – so it would strike anyone moving away from
                 it, looking out from a bus; leaving it behind, if only for a short time.

                   (from “Ah Mikhail, O Fidel!”, a novel by N.D. Williams, 2001)

 


 

NY SLIDE 6.3: MOVING ON UP

 

                From the Desk of the Chapter Chairperson, Phil Quickenbush

                First, let me say you are the best staff the students and this city have seen or
                will ever see. Your poise in these trying times and under the relentless pressure
                put upon us by the community, the administration as well as the Superintendent
                has been gallant.

                For those of us who have had enough and want to see action, please contact me
                if you wish to volunteer to help me take this to another level – the removal
                from the State legislature of those who have failed so miserably to serve,
                protect and respect us as a staff.

                Second, the two Article 10 safety grievances approved by the Executive
                Board six weeks ago were heard last Friday. The first was in protest of the
                principal’s failure to evacuate the building in response to the flood of raw
                sewage that flowed through the basement, which exposed our students and
                staff to needless risk and illness, as well as creating a security nightmare. 
                The second grievance was to protest the failure of the administration to
                inform the staff about a fire for ELEVEN minutes while the alarms were
                going off. The staff will be kept informed of the outcome of these
                grievances.

                Third, the Superintendent denied our appeal to the principal’s obstinate
                refusal to permit staff to sit while on hall assignment. We intend to take
                this matter to Step II.

                The list of reported incidents occurring in and around the building in the
                last week:
                             Monday, March 30: Students yell “Heil Hitler” and “I worship
                             Hitler” to a Social Studies teacher of the Jewish faith.

                
                A bell rang and Radix stopped reading. An announcement from the main
                office reminded teachers of the afternoon sessions in professional
                development. Phil Quickenbush started to exit the cafeteria and was pursued
                by a tiny voluble group with more questions and stormy hearts.

                “So where do we go next?” Radix asked Bilicki. They hadn’t moved from their
                seats.

                Bilicki shrugged his shoulders. “By the way, you also missed the announcement 
                this morning…our new acting assistant principal…in Business Education… Dave
                Degraffenbach?”

                “Degraffenbach…? Didn’t he start teaching yesterday?”

                “Youngest AP the school ever had. Talk about meteoric rise…he must have 
                taken all the Supervisory exams in pretty quick time…and speaking of the 
                devil.” Dave Degraffenbach had entered the cafeteria.

                He was accompanied by Mrs. Haliburton who stuck to his shoulders like an
                appointed escort. At tables she stood a little apart, then drew close to join
                in humorous exchange about what this all meant. As they bore down on Radix
                and Bilicki, she beamed delight and pride. For all intents and purposes
                Degraffenbach was her newfound protégé, the source of her new joy.

                “Well, well, well,” Bilicki said, as they approached. “The man of the hour…
                the only man in the building with reason to celebrate.”

                “Same thing I was saying just this minute,” Mrs. Haliburton said. “Here we 
                are approaching doomsday, wondering what’s going to become of us, while
                this young man gets appointed assistant principal.” She looked directly at
                Radix as if her remarks were intended specifically for him, man without a
                country.
“But tell us, Dave, how'd you do it? When did this all happen?”

                Degraffenbach, who would have preferred not to go into details given the
                prevailing atmosphere, sighed and shook his head.

                “I took the exams in bunches,” he revealed. In bunches? “I found out what 
                courses I had to take, and I took them in bunches. Took a big bunch last
                summer and finished up. I wanted to get it over with quickly.”

                “Well, you sure tore up that track like Jesse Owens,” Mrs. Haliburton said.

                “Hey, what difference does it make? The way things are shaping up, we’ll all
                be gone by next September I’ll be looking for a school just like everybody 
                else.”

                “I’ll say one thing I’m happy about,” Mrs. Haliburton lowered her voice for 
                her next words. “There will be no more John Wayne Cotter. I was never a
                fan of John Wayne movies. This community owes nothing to the John
                Waynes and Cotters of this world. Amen, I say, to reforms. Bring on the
                changes to this school.”

                She chuckled; her body shook with mirth. Bilicki checked his watch. And with 
                that everyone prepared to disperse.

                   (from “Ah Mikhail, O Fidel!”, a novel by N.D. Williams, 2001)

 

 



NY SLIDE 6.2: THE HELMSMAN

 

                 A day like this, filled with uncertainty and consternation, teachers walking
                 around dazed, wondering what is to become of us – this atmosphere of
                 fearful anticipation seemed scripted for the becalming talent of Pete
                 Plimpler, English Department chairman. Sitting in his office, minutes before
                 his department meeting, he scanned the agenda he’d prepared; and he
                 gazed through the window as he’d done so many times: first down below at
                 the streets where fierce windows pummeled anyone out walking; then across
                 the rooftops and over the trees into the chilly grey distance.

                 It was a kind of mental warm-up exercise. He’d let his mind float off in
                 travel through the sky. At some far-off astral point he’d feel ready to start
                 the day. His mind would return with the speed of light and set off a spark
                 that sent energy flowing through his body. He’d step out of his little cubicle,
                 rubbing his palms with odd excitement, and he’d say to Felicity Rudder, his 
                 secretary, “Alright, where do we start? What dangers do now beset us?”

                      What dangers! Last September he’d returned to find his radio missing. It
                 was an old German Grundig, with a distinctly pleasing sound; it had served
                 him for over ten years. It sat on a bookshelf tuned in to WQXR, a classical
                 music station; it played even when no one was there.

                 He’d sip his coffee and listen to the announcer’s measured phrasing and 
                 introduction. He felt in a zone of tranquility. Were a tornado to descend and
                 rip the roof off the building, leaving him exposed to the elements, he’d
                 remain unperturbed, his knees crossed, fingers touching his lips.

                 He’d gone downtown to look at the latest Japanese transistor imports.
                 They had sharp trebles, good for talk, but in the lower frequencies music
                 sounded tinny. In any event he’d grown attached to the German Grundig
                 sound. He wanted the Grundig back, not something new.

                      Felicity Rudder peeked in to say the department was waiting; she was on her
                 way with copies of the agenda. He nodded. “I’ll be right there.”  

                 They were a fine troop, an intimate troop, his department. He’d worked   
                 with them all these years. He knew their eccentricities and loved them all for 
                 precisely those wonderful contradictory oddities of character that made them
                 individuals.

                 Irene, Hermione – and Carmen Agulnick with her awful transparent wardrobe
                 considering how old she was; Felicity Rudder, of course, and Jeff and Peter.
                 Mrs. Boneskosky, Mrs. Helmsclaw; Mrs. Ballancharia from India, still speaking
                 in her old Indian accent, a delightful generous-hearted soul; and Bilicki who
                 had been with him almost from the beginning, who had strayed in recent
                 years, behaving more and more like a mobster. Even Bilicki, despite his
                 decision to pitch his tepee outside the pale, remained a trooper, dedicated
                 to the development of the mind.

                 They’d stuck it out – this was what he truly liked about them – they came in
                 to this building to do what was necessary; they loved books and agile minds and
                 wished to bring the two in fertile union – even the students so lacking in basic
                 reading skills. Through all the turmoil, the concern for one’s physical safety,
                 the car thefts, they’d come through as brave souls through a storm.  

                 When he entered the room for the meeting there was a satisfying hum of
                 concern among his staff, not the scenes of teeth-gnashing he’d witnessed in the
                 auditorium at the close of the faculty meeting. Understandably his department
                 was worried. As their captain he’d do what was necessary to set the right
                 course.

                 He cleared his throat, he reached for the box of tissues and blew his nose.
                 There was a diminishing hush.

                 “And so we beat on, boats against the current,” he began with words he
                 knew they’d recognize from The Great Gatsby. He lowered his head and
                 appeared to study his notes. The department searched his face for errant
                 feelings. He cleared his throat again.

                 “Good morning. I’d like to welcome each and every one of you back… to
                 what promises to be an interesting… if not perplexing…year…I must say, you
                 all look in fine fettle.”

                 (from “Ah Mikhail, O Fidel!”, a novel by N.D.Williams, 2001)

 

 

 


NY SLIDE 6.1: FIRE IN THE HOLE

 

                  Waiting on the first floor for the elevator, which seemed stuck on the third
                  floor, Radix was about to give up and take the stairs when the lights signaled it
                  was moving
again. The door opened, teachers came off, talking fearfully,
                  searching each other for information, any scrap of information, now that things
                  were suddenly in flux.

                  Radix stepped in and pressed the button, and just as the doors were closing
                  MaryJane Syphers rushed in.

                  “Almost got yourself crushed to death,” Radix said.

                 “Yes, that would have been something.”

                  MaryJane Syphers gave him a smile that acknowledged his presence; then
                  the smile abruptly vanished. She burrowed in her bag and became preoccupied
                  with whatever it was she couldn’t find.

                  The elevator moved, going down, not up. They both groaned, and Radix in a
                  spontaneous wish to dissolve the awkwardness said:

                  “The story of my life! You want to  move up in the world…press the elevator
                   button…it takes you down…Next time I think I’ll rely on my own two feet.”

                   MaryJane Syphers released another frugal smile, and searched more frantically
                   in her bag. She seemed in no mood for small talk – not with this man in the
                   elevator. In any event when they got to the basement, Jim Holmstedder from
                   the attendance office came on, carrying sheets of computer printout, and
                   instantly her mood changed.

                   Maybe she’d known Jim Holmstedder a long time, and had more to say to him
                   than to a new teacher. In any event she got back her confidence, or must have
                   found that elusive thing at the bottom of her bag; and now suddenly she was
                   chatting away, not looking at Radix. Which left him free to study her again.

                   For the new semester, a new sweater. It didn’t conceal the veins in her
                   scraggy neck. Didn’t do much for her at all, though he was mindful of what
                   Bilicki had told him, that she'd lost her husband, her one true love, in the
                   Vietnam war. She seemed now a task-driven widower, all physical desire
                   turned inward; holding herself apart, a little curve at the shoulders, all flat
                   and pale and dry. Not much passion surging through her body; just that
                   skin-scratching resentment of the world for snuffing out the life of her
                   Vietnam warrior.

                   And now not caring to talk to Radix, though she evidently didn’t mind talking
                   to Jim Holmstedder, a teddy bear of a man, with a neat white beard and an
                   irresistibly friendly manner. They were having a tense exchange.

                  “I was told I might be excessed because they’re closing down the school. Not
                  that I’m  crazy about this school. It’s just that… you walk in here, all set to
                  start the new  year, and suddenly you’re pulled up like weeds…and tossed
                  aside… this is incredible.”

                  “They’re not going to toss anybody aside, MaryJane,” Jim Holmstedder said, in
                  his gentle teddy-bear voice.

                  “Well, that’s the impression I got.”

                  “I don’t think people were listening to what the Superintendent said; or maybe
                  they only heard what they wanted to hear.”

                  “Okay, tell me what you heard.”

                  “The way I understand it, there are going to be three schools instead of one.”

                  Three schools?”

                  “Three schools…in the same building…Humanities and the Arts on the first
                  floor, Law and Government on the second, Mathematics and Science on the
                  third… three… separate…schools. They’re not going to shut down the building
                  and send everybody home. The plan, as I understand it, is to phase out the
                  old and phase in the new institutions. Starting next September. With the new
                  freshman class.”

                  “So what does that mean? Will they still need us here?”

                  You’re needed right now,” Jim Holmstedder turned and winked at Radix. He 
                  placed an affectionate arm around her shoulder and drew her close to his
                  warm friendly chest. “And as the classes from the old school graduate, and the
                  new  school classes come in, they might even ask you to stay on and help.”

                  “Well, I don’t know if I want to be part of anything so…ridiculous… It’s so 
                  confusing. Besides it’s not going to change anything.”

                  The elevator had reached the third floor; they all stepped off.  Jim Holm-
                  stedder held the door and laughed; he should have gotten off on the first floor.

                  “See what you did?” he said. “You made me miss my floor. You sure know how
                  to grab hold of a man.”

                  A cherubic smile lit up his face. MaryJane Syphers smiled back at him, a rare
                  flower of a smile from the hothouse of her youthful years.

                 (from "Ah Mikhail, O Fidel!", a novel by N.D.Williams, 2001)